There you are! I was looking for you!
I hope you're having a happy day.
Happy isn't good enough.
I want you to have a day filled with laughter!
(Or groans depending how the following jokes go over. 😉)
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What happens if a leprechaun falls into the ocean?
He gets wet, of course.
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What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why do Irish people recycle?
They like to go green!
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What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
Some horse lost its shoe.
😜
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What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a
four leaf clover?
four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
😜
How do you know when an Irish person is happy?
When they are Dublin over with laughter!
What's an Irish jig at McDonald's called?
A Shamrock Shake.
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😀
What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A shamrock!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Erin.
Erin who?
Erin as fast as I could,
but I couldn’t catch the leprechaun.
Hey my friends, I don't write 'em, I just post 'em.
Have a fabulous day!
And remember to laugh!
As always, please leave a comment and
Love it!
ReplyDeleteWhy can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
2clowns at arkansas dot net
LOL Kay! The one about the potato to French fry I read was different from yours and not funny. I love your version!
DeleteHa ha, Lisa! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday and Irish blessings, to you.
Pat T
Happy to be your morning laugh, Pat!
DeleteThanks, Lisa, for the morning laughs! Have a magical Monday!!!
ReplyDeleteteddi1961 at arcemont dot com