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HAPPY HOMICIDES
Thirteen Cozy Holiday Mysteries by
Joanna Campbell
Neil Plakcy
Lois Winston
Annie Adams
Jenna Bennett
Nancy Warren
Sara Rosett
Camille Minichino
Nancy Jill Thames
Linda Gordon Hengerer
Joyce and Jim Lavene
Teresa Trent
A huge collection of heartwarming, brain-puzzling, and character-driven traditional mysteries that'll keep you entertained for hours. (At 213,000 words, this is 627 pages of reading material!) Plus, you can email to get a FREE Bonus File with recipes and holiday craft ideas. Celebrate the holidays with stories by these thirteen bestselling and award-winning authors: Joanna Campbell Slan, Neil Plakcy, Lois Winston, Annie Adams, Jenna Bennett, Nancy Jill Thames, Sara Rosett, Camille Minichino, Nancy Warren, Linda Gordon Hengerer, Joyce and Jim Lavene, and Teresa Trent.
Where
Do I Get My Ideas?
By
Joanna Campbell Slan
Readers often ask, and the answer is, “Everywhere.”
For “Lost and Found Holiday Gifts,” one of my stories in Happy
Homicides: Thirteen Cozy Holiday Mysteries, I took an idea from an online
discussion among a group of miniaturists. Someone had read an Ann Landers
column about a mother who dumped the dollhouse that her own mother had made for
her daughter (the granddaughter). The mother didn’t think the grandmother’s
efforts were worthy. She only wanted “the best” of everything in her home, and
her mother’s crude crafting efforts didn’t cut it. The miniaturists were appalled. All of us
crafters know the time and effort it takes to create a handmade heirloom.
Perfection is not part of the project, but love more than compensates.
So I couldn’t get that conversation out of my head.
I mentally rehearsed conversations between the mother and grandmother. I “saw”
the confusion of the granddaughter as her mother tossed out the dollhouse. I
envisioned how the dollhouse might wind up on a curb. That brought me back to a
time when I’d seen a playhouse by a curb. Not a dollhouse, but a piece much
bigger. I remembered thinking, “What a waste! Some kid somewhere could really
enjoy that!” By the time I turned my car around, the playhouse had disappeared.
Evidently I wasn’t the only person who recognized a gem tossed out in the
trash.
Next I mentioned the idea to my friend, an artist
who works in 1:12 scale, Alice Zinn. I told her how I imagined the story going,
but Alice had yet another idea how the situation might have played out. Her
take on the tale intrigued me. I didn’t totally agree with her, but that was
because I already had my cast of characters, the players who populate the world
of Cara Mia Delgatto, my protagonist who owns The Treasure Chest, a store in
Stuart, Florida, specializing in upcycled, recycled and repurposed goods. But
Alice’s suggestion for a conclusion had merit. Certainly, it offered a happy
ending.
Then I wrote the novella.
Thus, “Lost and Found Holiday Gifts” was born. Now
some might argue that it’s not a real mystery. Ah, but it is. No one is murdered; however, a federal crime is
committed (tampering with mail), an inheritance is stolen, and a crime of the
heart happens when a child is denied a gift of love. I hope you’ll buy your
copy of Happy
Homicides: Thirteen Cozy Holiday Mysteries (only 99 cents) and see
for yourself what I did!
Excerpt from
“Lost and Found Holiday Gifts”
by Joanna Campbell Slan.
(Just one of the thirteen cozy
mysteries included in
**
Three weeks before
Christmas and my store was a total zoo. We had wall-to-wall customers, a line
at the cash register, and two people holding on the phone. Adding to the
general mayhem were my four-legged friends, Luna the cat, and Jack the dog.
Once in a while, the chatter of happy shoppers was interrupted by a loud,
curiously accented, “Ho, ho, ho!” when the spirit moved Kookie, the cockatoo.
Keeping up
with the demands of our customers was almost more than my small staff could
manage. I felt like the proverbial “one-armed paperhanger,” as I raced from one
guest to another to answer questions.
But I’m
not complaining! I’m thrilled that The Treasure Chest, Florida’s home for
upcycled, recycled, and repurposed décor items is doing so well. Thrilled and
grateful! I was just thanking a woman who’d just made a $523 purchase for her
business, when my phone vibrated in my pocket. Nodding to MJ Austin, my only
full-time employee, I excused myself and ducked into the back room.
“I know
you have to be crazy busy, but I need your help,” began Jay Boehner, the man
I’d been dating for several months. “Call me back when you get a chance.”
I assured
him I would and put the matter out of my mind until eight that evening when I
finally flipped the sign in the front door to CLOSED.
“Gee
whiz.” My friend, renter, and part-time employee, Skye Blue, sank down into a
chair she’d recently refinished. Slowly, she wiggled her feet out of her cowboy
boots. “When the delivery truck goes out tomorrow, this place is going to look
empty.”
“You can
say that again.” MJ pulled up a stool and sat down, too. Kicking off her kitten
heels, she began rubbing her feet. “We sold two armoires, every dresser, a
table, that chair Skye is sitting in, and the shelf unit. Please tell me you
have something up your sleeve, Cara, or we’ll be closing early for the holidays
because there’s going to be nothing left to sell.”
I sank
down on an ottoman made from a steamer trunk with casters attached on the
bottom so it could roll. We’d added a cushion on top to make it a comfortable
seat. “Want me to lie to you, MJ?”
She
groaned. “Maybe. Yes. Do it. Lie to me. Tell me we’ve got furniture to sell.”
“We have
furniture to sell.”
Skye let
her forehead drop into her hands. Her loose dishwater blond curls tumbled over
her fingers. “Why am I not convinced? Why am I visualizing an empty sales
floor? A long vacay?”
“Don’t.
You aren’t going on vacation. The floor won’t be empty. Believe it or not, I
planned for this. Put on your shoes, girls.”
They
stared at me while they kept rubbing their feet.
“On second
thought, follow me. You can come barefoot. We aren’t going far.” With that, I
stood and reached into the pocket of my skirt for a set of keys. After
unlocking our front door and re-locking it behind us, I led my friends to the
newly vacant store next door and unlocked that front door. With a swipe of my
hand, I turned on the lights. The overhead florescent bulbs hummed as they came
to life, illuminating a room piled high with used furniture.
“You have
to be kidding me,” muttered MJ.
“Cara, how
on earth did you manage this?” asked Skye.
We stood
staring at the sort of goods that were the raw materials for the unique
one-of-a-kind décor items we’re known for.
“I made a
deal with a few estate agents. Told them what we wanted and needed and asked
them to snag things as they spotted them.”
Skye’s big
blue eyes widened. “Can you afford this?”
“I drove a
hard bargain. The deal included me making them all huge pans of lasagna.” I
tried not to grin, but I couldn’t help it. I had worked out a pretty good
trade, all things considered. My family had once run a restaurant, so I’d used
the skills I’d learned there to my advantage.
“I have to
admit that most people would sell their souls for your lasagna. Pretty smart of
you to sweeten the deal with homemade pasta,” said MJ.
Skye
walked around the new, but used, merchandise. “They did you proud, Cara. Nice
stuff. We can turn this for a pretty penny. After we get through with it.”
Sure,
there was a lot of work yet to be done. The transformation process was more
than waving a magic wand over the pieces, but we’d gotten pretty fast at
turning around used furniture. Last year we were in “learning” mode, figuring
out who our customers were and what they might like. This year we had built on
what we learned. Our customers loved hearing how we turned trash into treasure,
so a large portion of our work was involved with storytelling, explaining our
process.
“Don’t
forget, my grandfather is now capable of pitching in. We’ve taught him enough
about what we want that he can start stripping, applying base coats, and doing
the rudimentary painting for us. We also have two young women willing to pitch
in at a moment’s notice. Tessa Weber will be glad to help
because it’s Christmas break. She’ll be coming home with my son, Tommy, in two
days, when he drives up from University of Miami. Jamie Hernandez will give us
as much time as she can spare at the end of each school day until high school
lets out for Christmas break.”
“She’s
really good at putting together our sea trash jewelry pieces. If we can get
your grandfather working on the base coats, I can take things from there while
Jamie makes more sea trash pieces,” said Skye, as she ran an appreciative
finger over one of the dressers. We’d created our own signature style by
stenciling flourishes on solid backgrounds. Sure, people could imitate what we
did, but most were happy to pay our reasonable prices and let us do the hard
work.
The sea
trash pieces are another example of our ingenuity. MJ, Skye, and I regularly
walk the local beaches and pick up the trash that washes ashore. Since mankind
dumps eight million tons of plastic into the ocean each year, there are
literally tons of junk to be found on our shores. Not only does this garbage
threaten ocean dwellers, it also threatens all humanity. After the tiny sea
creatures munch on plastic, they are eaten by bigger creatures that are gobbled
up by even bigger creatures, until finally the bits of plastic find their way
into our food chain. We try to break that horrific sequence of events by taking
what’s washed up, cleaning it, sorting it, combining it, and selling it as
jewelry and collage art. The effort costs little, yields a high profit, and
positions us exactly as who we are: People who care about the environment.
“Is this all there is?” MJ walked around a few of the pieces
on the outer edge. “Furniture-wise? I don’t mean to be complaining. Just
asking.”
“No. More’s coming. And there’s this.” I beckoned them to
follow me around the margins of the room to a second door. Inside was a small
room with a dozen cardboard boxes sealed shut.
“What’s inside?” MJ studied the boxes.
I smiled at the cardboard cubes and then at my friends. “I
honestly don’t know.”
~ To be Continued~
You can read Tear
Down and Die, the first book in the Cara Mia Delgatto Mystery Series,
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MY REVIEW
Wonderful stories by a superb group of authors, you cannot
go wrong with HAPPY HOMICIDES. It’s a must have collection for every mystery
reader.
With the variety of impressive authors participating in this
anthology, I knew this was going to be a spectacular book, and it was! There
are stories by many favorite authors of mine. Authors that when I see their
names, I know I am in for a reading treat. And then there were so new to me
authors who now have a new fan in me!
The short story format of each individual offering did
nothing to lessen the mystery, fun, or integrity of each story. Each author did
incredible work with the word count I’m sure they had to be considerate of. In
fact, they were so well done, it felt like reading thirteen full length novels
in one sitting. HAPPY HOMICIDES is just proof of the talent each author in this
ensemble.
It’s my extreme hope that there will be a second volume from
these great names!
Note: When you purchase this book, you are given a wonderful opportunity to download a free book!
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includes a special bonus file with recipes and craft ideas. This collection of
novellas and short stories is a whopping 213,000 words long! Authors include
Joanna Campbell Slan, Neil Plakcy, Lois Winston, Annie Adams, Jenna Bennett,
Nancy Warren, Sara Rosett, Camille Minichino, Nancy Jill Thames, Linda Gordon
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Table of Contents
- Lost and Found Holiday Gifts: A Cara Mia Delgatto Novella by
Joanna Campbell Slan -- Santa isn’t the only one who delivers presents
during the holidays. Cara Mia Delgatto sets out to do a few small favors
and quickly learns how a thoughtful gift can change a life.
- Dog Forbid by Neil Plakcy -- A Thanksgiving trip with friends
takes reformed hacker Steve Levitan and his crime-solving golden
retriever, Rochester, to Pennsylvania Dutch Country. When Steve’s friend’s
golden goes missing in an area notorious for local puppy mills, can
Rochester nose out the missing puppy and save the holiday?
- Elementary, My Dear Gertie
by Lois Winston -- Much to the dismay of her conservative parents, Nori
Stedworth and her boyfriend Mackenzie Randolph are living together. Mom
and Dad cope as best they can when Nori and Mac arrive in Ten
Commandments, Iowa for the holidays. Mac is all for exchanging “I
do’s,” but before he can pop the question, an explosion hurls him and Nori
into the midst of a murder investigation. Can they uncover which of the
town’s not-so-pious residents is the killer in time to catch their flight
back to New York City?
- Flowers, Food and
Felonies at the New Year’s Jubilee Cook-Off by Annie Adams -- Busy florist Quincy McKay thought that
judging the annual Jubilee food contest would be as easy as picking
daisies. Will the event turn deadly when someone cooks up a scheme to
slice and dice the competition?
- The Deadliest Christmas Pageant Ever by Teresa Trent -- It's
Christmas time in Texas. Betsy Livingston and her boys are caught up in
the Pecan Bayou Christmas Pageant to raise funds for needy children.
Betsy gets tricked into replacing the absent director and quickly learns
that show biz can be brutal—and this Christmas pageant is downright
deadly.
- Contingent on Approval: A Savannah Martin Christmas Novella by
Jenna Bennett -- On Christmas morning Savannah Martin finds herself
looking at Rafe Collier, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, an economy-sized box
of condoms, and the rest of her life. But before her happily-ever-after
can begin, she needs to get through a holiday dinner with her mother.
Savannah has plenty to worry about, not the least of which is whether her
new boyfriend will still want to stick around after the meal.
- Teddy Saves Christmas by Nancy Jill Thames-- When Jillian
Bradley finds herself alone for the holidays, her dog Teddy latches onto a
homeless woman with a dangerous secret. Jillian is forced to get involved.
Can she find a way to save her new friend in time for a Merry Christmas?
- Menace at the Christmas Market by Sara Rosett -- With the
holidays nearing, Kate has time off, a rare occurrence for a location
scout. She plans to spend her time shopping for Christmas gifts, but when
she goes to the local Regency-themed Christmas Market, a new acquaintance
is poisoned and Kate gets drawn into the investigation.
- The Neon Ornaments by Camille Minichino -- Physicist Gloria
Lamerino meets her friend Rose in Boston for what she thinks is a girls’
getaway weekend. But Rose has other plans. She volunteers Gloria to help
solve a murder. Will the chemistry between Gloria and the homicide
detective get in the way of catching a killer?
- A Diamond Choker for Christmas by Nancy Warren -- In order to
borrow an extremely expensive diamond and sapphire necklace to wear at
Christmas party, Toni Diamond's mother Linda offers her home as
collateral. But the necklace is stolen right off her neck, and Toni has to
solve the crime or her mother will be homeless for the holidays!
- Dying for Holiday Tea: A Beach Tea Shop Novella by Linda
Gordon Hengerer -- Sisters Danielle, Chelsea, and Alexandra Powell rejoice
when Alex finds their grandmother’s old recipe book--and plan to bake her
gingerbread for their upcoming holiday tea. But someone else wants the
recipes and is willing to kill for them. Can the Powell sisters cook up a
way to catch a murderer?
- The Dog Who Came for Christmas by Joyce and Jim Lavene -- A
woman running from her deadly past finds hope, a dog, and possibly a new
love, at Christmas.
- The Rowan Tree Twig: A Kiki Lowenstein Novella by Joanna
Campbell Slan -- The holidays offer the perfect chance for Kiki to keep a
promise to her late friend, Dodie Goldfader. But this sweet thought hits a
sour note when Dodie’s husband is wrongly accused of murder.
About the authors and their books—
National bestselling and award-winning author Joanna Campbell Slan is a native of
Florida, who currently lives on Jupiter Island. RT Times has called her “one of mystery’s rising stars.” Kirkus Reviews says of her Kiki
Lowenstein books “the characters are so well developed that each installment
leaves the reader yearning for the next.” Her first novel (Paper, Scissors, Death)
was shortlisted for the Agatha Award, and her historical mystery featuring
classic heroine Jane Eyre (Death of a Schoolgirl) won the
Daphne du Maurier Award of Excellence. Joanna writes three mystery series, including
the Cara Mia Delgatto books that are set on the Treasure Coast. Visit her at http://www.JoannaSlan.com
Neil Plakcy is a
native of Bucks County, PA, where the Golden Retriever Mysteries are set. He is
the author of more than two dozen novels and short story collections. Neil is
the proud papa of two rambunctious goldens, Brody and Griffin. More information
on his books can be found at his website, http://www.goldenretrievermysteries.com
Lois Winston is a
USA Today bestselling and award-winning author who writes mystery, romance,
romantic suspense, chick lit, women’s fiction, children’s chapter books, and
non-fiction under her own name and her Emma Carlyle pen name. In addition, she
is an award-winning craft and needlework designer who often draws much of her
source material for her books from her experiences in the craft industry. Visit
Lois at http://www.loiswinston.com
Annie Adams is the author of The
Flower Shop Mystery series. She lives with her husband, two giant dogs, and two,
too giant cats in Northern Utah at the foot of the Wasatch Mountains. When not
writing, she can be found arranging flowers or delivering them in her own
Zombie Delivery Van. She's a member of Romance Writers of America, the Utah
chapter of RWA (URWA) and the Kiss of Death chapter of RWA (KOD) Please visit
Annie at her website www.AnnieAdamstheAuthor.com
Teresa Trent writes
the Pecan Bayou Mystery Series that takes place in a little town in Texas. The
first of the series, A Dash of
Murder, stars Betsy Livingston, a helpful hints writer, on a
paranormal investigation with her beloved Aunt Maggie. The Pecan Bayou Series
continues as Betsy solves mystery after mystery all the while providing helpful
hints and recipes in the back of each book.
Find out more about Teresa on her website http://TeresaTrent.com.
Jenna Bennett
(Jennie Bentley) is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author who
writes the Do It Yourself home renovation mysteries for Berkley Prime Crime and
the Savannah Martin real estate mysteries for her own gratification. She also
writes a variety of other books and genres for a change of pace. For more
information, please visit her website, http://www.jennabennett.com
Nancy Warren is the USA Today
bestselling author of more than 70 romance and mystery novels including the
Toni Diamond mystery series. She's originally from Vancouver, Canada, but
currently calls Oxford, England, home. She loves to travel, hike, ski, and is
currently attempting to learn how to drive on the 'other' side of the road in
England. Fortunately, the British are a patient, polite people. Come visit her
at http://www.nancywarren.net
Sara Rosett
writes cozy mysteries (the Ellie Avery series and the Murder on
Location series) and a suspense series with a dash of romance (the On
the Run series). Sara loves all things bookish, considers dark chocolate a
daily requirement, and is on a quest for the best bruschetta. Publishers
Weekly called Sara's books "satisfying,"
"well-executed," and "sparkling." Connect with Sara at http://www.SaraRosett.com
Camille Minichino
has written more than 20 mystery novels in four series: The Periodic Table
Mysteries, The Miniature Mysteries (as Margaret Grace), The Professor Sophie
Knowles Mysteries (as Ada Madison), and The Postmistress Mysteries (as Jean
Flowers), plus short stories and articles. Her latest releases include the
novels Death Takes Priority (Berkley Prime Crime, November, 2015) and Manhattan
in Miniature (Perseverance Press, April 2015). She teaches writing in
the San Francisco Bay Area. Visit her at http://www.minichino.com
Nancy Jill Thames writes
the Jillian Bradley mystery series, beginning with Murder in Half Moon Bay,
featuring a feisty garden columnist and her clue-sniffing Yorkie, and has been
listed in the Amazon Author Watch Bestseller List. When Nancy isn't plotting
Jillian’s next perilous adventure, she travels between Texas, California, and
Georgia finding new ways to spoil her grandchildren, playing classical
favorites on her baby grand, or having afternoon tea with friends. Learn more
at http://www.nancyjillthames.com/
Linda Gordon Hengerer
is the author of the Beach Tea Shop mystery series, and several non-fiction
books on football and wine pairings. A New Jersey native transplanted to
Florida, she belongs to Mystery Writers of America-Florida Chapter. Many years
of working in corporate America have made her grateful for her writing time.
Visit her at http://www.LindaGordonHengerer.com
Joyce and Jim
Lavene write award-winning, bestselling mystery and urban fantasy fiction
as themselves, J.J. Cook, and Ellie Grant. Their first mystery novel, Last
Dance, won the Master’s Choice Award for best first mystery novel in
1999. Their romance, Flowers in the Night, was nominated
for the Frankfurt Book Award in 2000. They have written and published more than
70 novels and hundreds of non-fiction articles. They live in Midland, North
Carolina, with their family and their rescue pets—Rudi, Stan Lee, and Quincy.
Visit them at http://www.joyceandjimlavene.com
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Thanks for the awesome review, Lisa. I hope you'll try my recipe in the bonus issue for Warm Brie with Cranberry Apple Carmel Spread.
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Nancy, it was my pleasure. I love every bit of it! And I can't wait to try some recipes!
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ReplyDeleteAnd thank you, Pat for always stopping by. You make me feel the love!
DeleteWhat a great post with Joanna! And I think the set sounds fantastic! Several authors that I already like and a way to try a few new ones! Thanks so much!
ReplyDeleteYou're going to love it! You can't go wrong with any of the stories.
DeleteIt's so exciting to be here today, Lisa. The project has been a delight from the start and having your enthusiastic response is what we hoped for. Happy holiday season!
ReplyDeleteCamille, I loved having you all here. The book is absolutely wonderful!
DeleteI was lucky enough to receive an ARC of this book - what wonderful stories, all of them. Going to get my recipes now! Thanks for this giveaway.
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DeleteThanks for being a part of our blog tour and your review!
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DeleteI enjoyed your story so much I bought A Dash of Murder and am starting the series!
DeleteThanks for hosting us today, Lisa, and for reviewing the book! :) I enjoyed reading the backstory on Joanna's novella--backstory is alway intriguing.
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome, Sara. I loved doing it. My best wishes to all of you with the book!
DeleteThank you for your review! It's helped drive our book up to #1 in two categories on Amazon!
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DeleteHi Lisa. I bought the book already knowing many of the authors. Sounds like a great collection of stories. I didn't know about the free download. I haven't looked at it yet.
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DeleteI had pre-ordered the book. I didn't know anything about the free download. I hope I can find it. Thanks for the review!
ReplyDeleteElaine, it's an email address inside the book. We positioned it at the start, but Amazon might force your device to skip over it. If so, go to the beginning. It's also at the END of the book. Or email Sally at SALFL27@att.net if you have questions.
DeleteI was very fortunate and received an ARC of this book from one of the authors. The stories were great and I was introduced to several new authors! Thank you for this giveaway.
ReplyDeleteI had the privilege of reviewing Happy Homicides. It is superbly written by wonderfully talented authors!
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